Lyric analyses

Bulldozer's 'Rob Klister' and Pungent Stench's 'Klyster boogie' - what exactly is a klister?


Bulldozer - Rob "Klister"

Klister - he's a dirty maniac
Klister - a sexual neurotic
Klister - he once bought
Klister - a rubber syringe
Klister - he wanders around
Klister - looks for an ass
Klister - he's ready to pour
Klister - the liquid inside

He bothers the girls touching their ass
he never got fucked at all
always refused he never surrenders
he wants to succeed he wants to deflower

Klister - he's mental insane
Klister - his parents mad
Klister - he hides in his room
Klister - a ton of porn magazines
Klister - rotten inside
Klister - takes off his pants
Klister - holds it in the hand
Klister - and runs all the times

The enema is the dream of his life
he waits for the shitty inundation
makes the girl swim in the mud
but first she needs a real golden shower


But what is a 'klister' anyway? I thought it would be related to something dirty, like golden showers (or someone who was not getting any of you-know-what), but after looking it up on Wikipedia, it turns out it is Norwegian for 'ski wax'. How ski wax can be dirty, I don't know (unless, of course, it is also used for bikini waxes as well - those Europeans never cease to amaze me)!!!

But I also think it is related to enemas, judging by the Pungent Stench lyrics for Klyster Boogie

Pungent Stench - 'Klyster Boogie'


Uno, dos
Uno, dos, tres
Klyster boogie
Klyster boogie

I am addicted to my severe rubber-queen
She's my nurse if you know what I mean
You would never believe what she really, really means to me
Her climax-clinic is just where I wanna be
Yeah, a klyster with champ agne
Yeah, that's my favourite game
Yeah, caviar-dinner is it's name
Yeah, her stool is what I claim

Klyster boogie
Klyster boogie

Anal-flavour is my therapy
The sound of her farts is like sweet melody
Waiting for her faecal matter
Warm and fresh it tastes much better
Yeah, my tongue-penetration
Yeah, heals every constipation
Yeah, that's just my cup of tea
Yeah, Her faeces cover me

Klyster boogie
Ohooh
Klyster boogie

Some might say I'm perverted, mean and sick
But I don't care - Fuck you all and suck my dick
Never would tell you what you are allowed to do
So respect me like I'm respecting you

Yeah, a klyster with champagne
Yeah, that's my favourite game
Yeah, caviar-dinner is it's name
Yeah, her stool is what I claim

Yeah, my tongue-penetration
Yeah, heals every constipation
Yeah, that's just my cup of tea
Yeah, Her faeces cover me


(Eeeeewwww - now I know)!!!

Though it still beats me how enemas are related to ski wax, though.
Location: Scandinavia

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